What I've learned as a backstage Mom

Theater advice for the backstage Mom:

- Never enter backstage without a pocket full of safety pins, another pocket full of bobby pins, scissors, a sharpie, and a roll of masking tape on your wrist.

- It really sucks when you are late for their cue.  Let them on stage late- the kids themselves will let you have it.

- It's impossible to shut them up backstage.  Be prepared for that.

- Always know where everyone's props are.  The most common phrase heard backstage:  "I can't find my.....!"  (followed by panic).

- They will bicker.  "So and so stepped on my foot!"  It's annoying.  Be prepared for that.

- They don't appreciate your help very much.  The adults do, but not the kids.  But they need you a lot.  Someday they'll realize it.  Just keep giving them what they need.

-  Be ready to apply make-up, fix hair, dress and undress them... you have exactly one minute.

-  It's a hard job.  But when you see your kid shining on stage and having the time of his life....it'll all be worth it.