If you happen to make stir fry lo-mein for dinner and the only ingredient in the house that actually makes it a stir fry dish is hot and spicy Szechuan sauce, fear not, there is a way to get the kids to eat it. You can try the slightly cruel, but sure to work John H. method.
Step 1: Serve spicy noodles to all children without saying a word.
Step 2: Watch oldest daughter wolf it down like there's no tomorrow.
Step 3: Comment on how tough oldest daughter is. Indicate that she may even be the toughest kid in the family.
Step 4: Watch oldest boys eat their meals with tears streaming down their faces and while consuming about half a glass of milk in between bites.
*Side note: This meal is not recommended for Irish blooded infants. If offered, expect immediate rejection.
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