...They change the words of a most popular song to "If you're stinky and you know it, clap your hands", and then break down into hysterical laughter.
...They can finally deliver the punch line of a knock-knock joke correctly.
...Their conversations with adults are usually one-way, by constantly asking the question, WHY? For example,
- Why does a table stand on 4 legs?
- Why is it Friday?
- Why does milk come out of a cow's udders?
...And the answers you provide only inspire them to ask another question. For example:
-"Why did all the snow melt?"
"Because it's warm outside."
- "Why is it warm outside?"
"Because it's spring."
-"Why is it spring?"
...Your dinner table reminds you of your elementary school lunch-time table conversations
...Butts are hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
...They drive you nuts and crack you up all in the same minute
1 comment:
I have one answer for all the "why" questions.... First buy the Encyclopedia Britannica from that total geek wad on the commercial. Then you can just say: "I don't know look it up!"
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